The goofy moron in the waiting room
Reminds me of old Clem Swartz
A stupid kind of guy, he was in charge of
Religion studies at our church
Not a bad guy, just couldn’t inspire
Asked too many trick questions
A lot like the goofy in front of me
What color is the plane? White?
He answers his own question with another
He is kind of smart I thought
I bet he knows his own first name
Had a little carrying case
Attached to his belt
Smaller than a man purse or
His gut lapping over his 36” belt.
One of those guys you would like to pelt
Old Clem, too, you’d like to smack
Because of all the finesse he lacked
This goofy too as he asks the toddler
If he sees grandma. No, but look at the truck
He was quite aloof and played along
There is another plane, do you think
Grandma is on that one
Look someone is waving
Is that grandma
I needed a piece of rope
I was about to choke goofy
Slap him around a little bit
Because he was such a loud mouthed-clown
Clem could have used a few slaps
Being so pious and righteous
This day will shut down before too long
I’ll be going home
Goofy will go back to camp, but
I don’t know where old Clem is
Stanski
September 24, 2020^
Steve Haarman 