I am bothered by the need to spit or
scratch in the sports arena.
Chewing gum at a dynamic pace
or at a slow predictable one also
upsets me. If they could see
themselves, they might reconsider
their behavior in these regards.
I wonder if they spit in church
or in their homes or offices when
all alone. I doubt it, but it seems
necessary to the coaches and players
when participating in various games.
Sometimes when they throw their
clipboards to the ground in anger,
they also lose the wad of gum they
were chewing. If they did, they
become busy stuffing their mouths
with one stick of gum after another.
Then they begin pacing up and down
the sideline, spitting as necessary.
I would hate to sit in front of them
in a movie theater. I don’t think
they mean anything, but spitting must be
required in certain sports. You very seldom
see it in basketball, volleyball, tennis or golf.
I guess it is just a sport in itself; a disgusting one at that.
Stanski on November 25, 2024 ^
Steve Haarman 