STRANGE CALL

 
I got a call from a guy I knew
Hadn't seen him in quite a while
He waited for me to say something
 
I thought to myself, you called me, a==hole
Finally I asked him what he had to say
After all this time?
 
How did you get my number I asked
Well that’s my business he answered
 
What do you want I said
Just to see how you’re doing
 
I’m doing alright and I want to tell you
I hold no grudge against you and
I forgive you for taking all my wood
 
And you can also keep my router
That I never picked up
 
And by the way, don’t call any more
And one more thing
I never liked your Chihuahua
Or your wife
 
She was a good cook, but
You ate too much
You might try losing some weight
 
Remember, no more calls
I won’t be here
 
Stanski
February 11, 2020 ^