Clem Ley was my grandpa
A funny man of sorts
Used words like “thunderation”
Smoked cigar clippings in his pipe
Worked for many years
at Tokheim Manufacturing
on Wabash Avenue
in Fort Wayne, Indiana
They manufactured gasoline pumps
and during the Second World War
they switched over to munitions
He was a maintenance man
I was born there and so was he
That made him special in my book
The story I want to tell though
came about one summer
while I was vacationing there
My grandmother
was doing things that irritated him
To solve this problem
Clem walked to the nearest drugstore
Bought a large bottle of Lydia Pinkham Tonic,
a cure-all for female maladies, and returned home
He opened the package and proceeded
to pour out one tablespoonful and
suggested that Emma, his wife, take it
When she said she wasn’t taking that s—
he threw the tablespoonful into the sink
then he fetched another utensil and
poured out another dose and said
“Well, I’ll take the damn stuff myself!”
By this time everyone was laughing hysterically
He thought we should all take a dose to settle us down
It was 36 proof at the time, but we declined
There are other stories but this was one of the best.
Stanski
January 17, 2020 #